deceptionelle:

warmhappycat:

itsthemissa:

kinetic-elaboration:

paramud:

black-geek-supremacy:

officialweatherwax:

lolotehe:

portentsofwoe:

soih:

kaijuno:

HR: if they work 40 hours a week u have to give them benefits

Big company: hmm okay. They shall work 39

HR: if they work 8 hours u have to give them a half hour lunch and intermittent breaks 

company: 7 hours and 50 minutes, it is 

the law: if theyre employees you have to pay for benefits

company: lets staff through a temp service and wait so long to hire them in they quit out of frustration

the law: You must pay them this and no less.

company: I shall pay them that and no more.

The law: you have to pay your employees

Company: then we’ll replace them all with interns

The law: you gotta increase wages

Company: we’ll cut hours

the law: you have to give raises

company: mayhaps they would enjoy an extra five cents

the law: employees have rights

company: around here we call them “independent contractors”

I swear EVERY SINGLE ONE of my employers has been at LEAST two of these at once.

Me, banging pots and pans together: UNIONIZE

UNITED WE BARGAIN, DIVIDED WE BEG.

CEO’s are scum.

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butteryplanet:

cinemagraph artist on instagram

somecutething:

Cats curious about the ice machine 😂

But what does it do???

pepaldi:

European Premier of The Personal History of David Copperfield.

October 2nd.

Peter Capaldi is 6′ 0″” tall. 

Can you imagine being in the room when this Goddess walks in. 

aliveanddrunkonsunlight:

BFI London Film Festival 2019 - October 2, 2019

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phreckles:

intp-with-few-friends:

not-to-be-a-brit-but-tea:

aquilacalvitium:

just-fic-me-up:

highkey-failiure:

insaneinspireddreamer:

gudakko:

cryptictranz:

closetedguyy:

cryptictranz:

closetedguyy:

transmedwaterdeer:

closetedguyy:

sansv0re:

closetedguyy:

gudakko:

*waits for tumblr to solve this mess so i can start selling these*

are you going to make shoelaces as well

is there a joke i’m missing here

why would he make shoelaces

so we don’t have to steal them from the president

Bad addition to an already bad post

thank you that was my intention.

I’m tempted to add a supernatural gif here but I’m exercising some self control

Weak

anyone want to shoot me

QUICK, SOMEONE BRING IN SHERLOCK

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STOP

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Surviving the 2018 Tumblr purge like

this is a farely recent post but it has an ancient tumblr vibe to it

Ancient tumblr resurface after the purge

Tumblr: the reawakening

This has so much raw energy

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mylkichoco:

candiikismet:

He ain’t have to do that

He did it anyway

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damnsarge:

You’re gonna go work for The Vulture? Have you forgotten how awful he is?

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hinducosmos:

Maa Ambe with approximately 25,000 oil lamps. Gandhinagar, Gujarat
A combination of devotion, divinity and creativity! People of Gandhinagar, Gujarat perform Maha Arti of 8th night of Navratri creating an image of A sight to behold indeed.
(via Twitter: Rahul P. Jobanputra)

Can you imagine seeing this from space? 

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patrickat:

iamsosmart-smrt:

how-to-be-a-sad-bitch:

i cannot fucking believe i never realized this 

So as a division officer to nearly 60 sailors over 3 years. I asked every single one. “What made you join the Navy?” Here is the breakdown.
80% - To pay for college
10% - To get out of a bad family situation
5% - Family Tradition
5% - Because of 9/11.

“Would poor people literally risk their lives to win access to things that the rich take for granted if that weren’t set up as the only way to get them?”

My dad joined the military to better his life and served active duty in the Korean and Vietnam wars. When I told my therapist she said, “So he would rather go to war to improve his financial situation than continue his lifestyle?”

My dad also told me, “I served in the military so you wouldn’t have to.”

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honoriaw:

aphony-cree:

veronica-rich:

brofligate:

I can’t believe this guy mansplained mansplaining.

Correctile dysfunction

According to Merriam-Webster an ultracrepidarian “offers advice on matters they perhaps should leave alone” and that makes this even funnier to me

Premature articulation

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earthpictureshere:

I spent a weekend photographing Yosemite’s El Capitan from many angles - Here’s the Andromeda galaxy rising as El Cap’s face is illuminated by a crescent moon [OC] [4000x6000]

jourjean:

yeah, but the first sin was a woman wanting knowledge, and jokes on us it still is 

rubyfruitnb:

of course the first ever sin was a woman eating

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somecutething:

Bear steals entire dumpster from restaurant 😂

transraph:

Bayverse raph and casey

NS/FW TMNT BLOGS DONT INTERACT

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